At the risk of turning my fledgling, neglected blog into Cathy, I will announce that my fat pants have officially become my pants pants. The pants are thrilled, as this marks a promotion of sorts for them. We don't need to talk about how I feel.
I'm going to be a better blogger. I will start on Monday, which is also the day I will stop eating bonbons and referencing my "buns of cinnamon."